Church Of Scientology Builds Training Center Designed To Give Super Powers!

Designed to awaken members' super powers, the Church of Scientology is putting their finishing touches on the The Super Power Building.
This will be the place to go if you want to enhance any of your 57 perceptics (powers that scientologists claim to possess).
A spokesman for the Church states:
[Super Power training is] a series [...]

Awesome news for those Jennifer Tilly fans out there!

The bodacious actress is going to be making a guest appearance on the always amazing Modern Family! She'll be playing the girlfriend of Shorty from last season -- who was incorrectly pegged as gay by Mitchell -- longtime friend of Jay's!

This is the PERFECT situation to have Tilly! We can't think of anything better!

Have fun, Jennifer!

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